Love Trumps It All
After meeting with the Rabbi to go over what it will take to convert to Judaism, Jeff closes the door and turns to me. .“You are the highest maintenance girlfriend I have ever had. I am about to get naked in front of some crazy rabbi who is going to make me stick myself in the dick with a fucking blood sugar testing needle and then go skinny dipping in a collection of rainwater while singing prayers in a language I don’t know and know I will never be able to learn. Before I do that I’m going to have to sit through eight weeks of classes that I won’t be able to focus on or comprehend. The craziest thing is that I am going to do it all because I love you more than I can even express with words.